| Well I can't say this was the best Halloween ever, but we did manage to have some fun with it. How many people can actually say that they have gone trick or treating in Baghdad? Oh Fuck yes we did! We only went to one person's house but we did get some candy out of them. Kind of hard to refuse 8 armed men who knock on your door at 10 O'clock at night. I'm sure the Interpretor fucked up the translation too. He probably told them, "Trick or Treat," meant, "give us candy or we will do terrible things to you." Well one of the girls came running with candy sure enough. Ofcourse, we made the intrution Lagit by asking them about security concerns. We had some fun with this aswell. We told the interpretor that everytime we say "roast beef curtain" he will substitute that phrase for "security." here is a sample question, " So Sir, how do you feel about Roast Beef Curtain? They Reply, " Ah yes it is very good!" " I like it!" For those that don't know "Roast Beef Curtain" is slang pertaining to a woman with a nasty Flappy Clitoris on their Vagina. I'm sure those poor people probably couldn't figure out why we were giggling like little girls. We then moved on to "Nigger Knocking." Yep, we knocked on this guy's door, then we ran and hid. It's pretty hard to do with like over 80lbs of shit on, but it was fun! We came back and knocked again, but this time we actually had some business with him :) He had a list of names that wanted to join our "Concerned Citizens Group." Our Militia pretty much. Even in Iraq, nobody trusts the police :) Only in Iraq the Police actually kills poeple in large numbers. To finish off the night, we found a dead cat. We picked it up and dropped it by someone's door. Thought about setting it on fire, then nigger knock them, but in Baghdad, that might be mistaken for a death threat. Wouldn't want these people to leave their homes for a prank. It's reasonable to think that the cat just died in front of their door right? Well that's about it! I did have a costume for Halloween, but I had to work. What you ask was my costume? Well I found a rag with tiger stripes on it. Was going to use it as loin cloth and I would dress as Mogly from the Jungle Book :) haha. Well I hope ya'll had a good one! |
